A property is worth $1 million because of it’s barns.
This. Is. A. Barn.
You find a cricket on your pillow, a possum on your back porch, an armadillo as roadkill, and this spider in your kitchen. All in the same day.
Yikes!
The grocery stores sell Dallas Cowboys grocery bags.
I had to find someway to include a picture of the Baby… ;-)
The local Christian radio station has commercials for hair therapy, spa treatments, & weight loss supplements. They have sponsors like the Texas Department of Transportation, the whole City of Grapevine, & “Heaven’s Best Carpet Cleaning.”
Your hair won’t stay flat regardless of how much straightening or hairspray you use. And that’s on a “low humidity” day. Curly is the way to go here!
There’s at least 1 fried chicken restaurant per mile of highway.
There are 2 Anchormen on the local news station named Bud & Babe.
Houses don’t come with refrigerators. When people sell their houses they seriously pack up their fridge & take it with them. Seems irrational to me.
It’s also not typical to find a house with gutters. Which is weird because…
It seriously rains here. I mean, rains. Like, lots of water coming out of the sky. Lots. And, for more than 5 minutes at a time. It’s foreign to me.
Gas is $2.82/gallon.
Kids wear just their Halloween costumes Trick-or-Treating. Like, without the winter gear covering it all up. You can actually tell what the kid is trying to be for Halloween.
You can wear a tank top & flip flops in November. I can’t wait to see what happens when it “snows!” :-)
And finally, a big reason we moved here: Your new house, which is a bit larger, more updated, & otherwise very similar, cost $85,000 less than your old house in Colorado.
